You’re interested in WWII? Who would have guessed? 
Hate replying on my phone.
Since she’s your girlfriend’s friend then fucking her may be a little worse than ignoring her but YMMV.
If someone saw my bookshelf they may think I’m Japanese.
Since it’s impossible to prove you aren’t a Nazi, why not just become a Nazi? That way, your gf’s friend is happy that her instincs were correct, your gf won’t mind because she likes you already anyway, and you get to make a new circle of friends.
A real Nazi wouldn’t have a circle of friends. He would drill his friends into neat columns which meet at right angles until he had a Swastika of friends.
Seriously?
What side of the political spectrum most often accuses the other of being fascists and/or Nazis?
Compare and contrast the signs at Trump rallies on the one hand, and anti-Trump and anti-Israel rallies on the other.
Thanks for the replies fellas.
So, er, this is embarrassing. Turns out it’s a complete wind-up on the part of my missus and that I’m a few sieg heils short of a Nuremberg rally for falling for it hook line and sinker. :smack:
Maybe I *should *become a Nazi, that’d teach her. Then again I like bagels too much. Another conundrum!
Grow a little moustache. Start speaking in the stentorian tones of Adolf Hitler. Drive a German-made car. Lean into it.
Then, one day, when you’re done with the present books, shelve them, sell the car, shave the moustache, return to your normal speaking manner, and say, “Oh, no, what was I doing!?”
[Do not actually take this advice.]
Ohhh, you have got to get her back. Mess up the slidey things on 70% of her bra straps so she has to redo them every time she puts them on afterward but still isn’t sure she got it right.
She’ll be forced to admit she did notsee that coming.
In the spirit of Freedom Fries, just rename them “kampf krapfen”, because compared to donuts, they are a struggle to eat.
I heard about someone on an airplane reading about AIDS in a newspaper way back when. The lady sitting next to him asked to be moved [so she would not catch AIDS from him]!
And speaking of airplanes, a kid was detained by airport security around 2002 because he had a fictional book on murder or some such thing. It think they are not so uptight these days…
Anyway some people are quite stupid. I would just ignore these people.
Becoming a Nazi is one option: get a bunch more books on Nazism, gradually moving from real history to Holocaust revisionism and books from International Jew-conspiracy websites (and start using a german word for bagels).
But, she may be on the lookout for that. You might have to go with a different fringe topic, like homeopathy or something. Convince her you’re totally into a new diet, and she has to join you.
Or, get some other conspiracy theory (ooh, you’re into history, the Kennedy assassination would be good), and one day ambush the gf’s friend and lecture her about it at length. When gf asks you about it, briefly lecture her, and give her a link to read that ‘will make it all as clear to her as it is to you’. Link goes to this thread, obviously.
Just thought of something… Get a book on stupid people and let her find that!
I think you might need to be in the market for a new GF. 
Everytime your lady complains about you to her friend (as women are wont to do) she’ll say well of course “he’s a Nazi sympathizer”.
You know better, your girlfriend knows better. It’s like the XKCD cartoon about “Someone being WRONG on the internet”… why you should care what some random person (who has no control over your life) thinks of you?
Not even a year ago a man was detained for doing a math problem on a plane. They are just as uptight as ever these days, it just depends on your skin color.
Anyway, the GF admitted she was kidding but people aren’t reading the whole thread and don’t see it.
In the past I’d say ignore, but now I think people need to be educated. It’s distressing how many people these days cannot tell the difference between literature that depicts or records evil for educational purposes, and literature that promotes evil.
Your girlfriend has probably said all that is necessary, but since you do see her friend at least once in a blue moon, some response from you might be worthwhile. (Also, I’ve always made an effort to be friendly with friends of my significant others. They’re great resources for gift ideas, help with surprise parties, that kind of thing)
Anyway, I wouldn’t “plead your case” or be overly defensive. I’m sure you can find a web page about the Holocaust with a message along the lines of “if you don’t know history, you’re doomed to repeat it.” I would send her a link and let her know that this is why you’re studying history.
I was “caught” with a volume of Time Magazine’s World War II history set, in my backpack in high school. This particular volume had a large swastika on the cover. Apparently being in possession of something with a swastika on it made me a Nazi.
I was “the Nazi guy” for a couple of months, and IIRC the incident was brought up (among other things) in a disciplinary meeting with the vice principal at a later date. Hoo boy did I deserve that disciplinary meeting, but certainly not the questions about being a Nazi.
So next time she comes over, you have the Illuminatus Trilogy, the Satanic Bible and a book on Chaos Theory sitting out.
Just keep coming up with the most bizarre combinations of books to have out.
“Wait, Squid Biology, Grey’s Anatomy and Child Care? What kind of monster are you?”
I don’t think you’re a Nazi, but you might want to fill in an on-line questionnaire to be sure.