Why did you come here?
“gelatinous undertones of non-sequitur”? Oooh, wiggly!
“Can you make my bike fly?”
“Nice shoes/pants/headdress, wanna fuck?”
Then take the pictures and make millions before i die a horrible death by some freakish STDs.
Can you clone me a copy of Jewel?
“You want to probe me where?!?”
:eek:
Santa?
I’d ask them for superpowers. But of course.
“Got any spare gamma rays?”
Ask to borrow:
A.) A copy of the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
or
B.) the keys to the ship. If they don’t give me the keys, I may have to introduce them to Mr. Baseball bat.
If I’m lucky, the ship will have some sort of superweapon onboard to allow me to blow up selected cities.