So aliens land. What do you ask for?

Why did you come here?

“gelatinous undertones of non-sequitur”? Oooh, wiggly!

“Can you make my bike fly?”

“Nice shoes/pants/headdress, wanna fuck?”

Then take the pictures and make millions before i die a horrible death by some freakish STDs.

Can you clone me a copy of Jewel?

“You want to probe me where?!?”

:eek:

Santa?

I’d ask them for superpowers. But of course.

“Got any spare gamma rays?”

Ask to borrow:

A.) A copy of the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

or

B.) the keys to the ship. If they don’t give me the keys, I may have to introduce them to Mr. Baseball bat.

If I’m lucky, the ship will have some sort of superweapon onboard to allow me to blow up selected cities.