I think “ARK II” on a plank in the appropriate language will do just nicely.
I couldn’t but google Home Depot in Iraq. They don’t have them, but there is this.
All imported lumber of course.
Sure, there’s no trees now, not after Noah cut them all down to build the ark!
Well played.
Are you kidding? I got a prepublication Advanced Reading Copy.
Musta been pretty shittim wood, I have to say.
Noah’s ark was far from the only one. Apart from Utnapishtim, there were Deucalion, Atra-Hasis, Ziusudra, Xisuthrus, Nuh, Manu, and others with no name recorded; a veritable flotilla.
Arky McArkface
Off Tigris.com no doubt.
No wonder the civilization went extinct. They didn’t make their URL secure.
“Orca”
This is what i believe.
Sure. Or maybe he just happened to be up in the hills that day, but made up a story.
Probably both Leviticus and Deuteronomy, if i had to guess. And they were almost certainly written before Genesis was finalized. Although, it’s funny that God told Noah to pack more clean animals, because Noah wasn’t bound by the laws of ritual cleanliness.
Because people nearly always make “God” into a regular human being with insanely super powers.
Or “Notice - this is not the Ark”
Nah, the label would something like
ARK™
length: 300 cubits
width: 50 cubits
height: 30 cubits
manufactured by the ACME Corporation.
Warning: in case of deluge, not suitable for transporting livestock.
No one was supposed to click that link. I should have disabled it.
It was a dead link, but I edited it to point to something safe just in case.
They meant radioactive isotope decay dating in some similar method to C14 dating.
Uranium-Lead (U–Pb) , Rubidium-Strontium (Rb–Sr), Samarium-Neodymium (Sm–Nd), and Potassium-Argon (K–Ar), and Helium in Apatite
And God said to Noah “you’re gonna need a bigger boat”
Also with very questionable mental health.