So I get a credit card in the mail last month. Not unsolicited, I applied for the dang thing.
I go to sign up for online goodies, and it tells me that I can’t. I call the number, and they tell me to wait an indeterminate amount of time. Ok, whatever.
I get my bill in the mail this month, and want to go online to pay it. Which shouldn’t be a problem, except for the fact that I still can’t get in. I call Chae (name edited to preserve anonymity), and get asked what card number I’m typing in.
I respond "*** **** **** ".
“Ok, and what SS#?”
“I’m sorry, repeat that please?”
“…that doesn’t match what we have here.”
So I get transferred to the Fraud dept, where I’m questioned about my mother, about our 2 previous addresses, about where I go to school, about any balance transfers I may have done.
“Ok, Mr. Donkey, we’ve changed your SS# in the computer.”
Now, tell, me guys. I got a credit card, and apparently didn’t have the right SS# in the computer. If Cha*e doesn’t know my SS#, how did they approve me for a card to begin with?