. . . It’s a buttercup-yellow capsule with tiny little green dots. We’re all looking at it here, and wondering, “If I took this, would it make me not mind being at work so much?”
We need an “Ask the pharmacist” thread.
You might take a trip and never leave the farm.
I’ve been looking for that…
how did it roll all the way to midtown Manhattan?
Hmm… you might want to check to see what it is first.
Well, there’s no “buttercup-yellow capsule with tiny little green dots” option to click on, so I think the safe and intelligent thing to do is just take it and see what happens.
Give it to Pwincess Pwecious. It might shut her up for a while.
I would. What could it hurt? It’s got all the potential of making Eve a happy girl!
Sure it’s not just a JellyBelly™?
If you give it to Pwincess Pwecious, you better pray it’s not an upper.
:eek:
If you get busted for running screaming butt nekkid down 5th Avenue, do we have to poney up for bail money?
Take it, Eve. You could give us a Homeresque report of the effects as the day progresses. Haven’t had one of those in a while.
If you’re in Manhattan, pop down to the Barnes & Noble or whatever and find a PDR (Physician’s Desk Reference). You don’t have to buy it (they are huge, and I’m sure, expensive), just look the pill up in it.
Is no one else from the office voluteering to take it? Me, I’d foist it on someone else rather than risk it myself. But, you know, I have control issues.
Are there any more? Just the one? Where did you find it? (And just what were you doing on the floor?) 
Should we start the kitty for the bail money now? I’ll throw in a fiver.
Is there any markings on it? It sounds like chlortrimeton, a bargain-variety antihistamine. Might make you a little cranky but that’s about it.
Of course, if it has some sort of video game logo or cartoon figure, DEFINATELY give it to pwincess pwecious!
Does it have any markings? Numbers? Letters?
Nope, it’s a perfectly unmarked, rather large, buttercup-yellow capsule. It looks pretty and friendly and rather jolly. I can’t imagine it causing me any harm!
I sense a Grateful Dead moment on the way.
Read The BasketBall Diaries and then ask yourself “What would Jim Carroll do?”
That’s only after someone’s posted a link to the video footage. 
I don’t know about y’all, but I’m voting that it’s a sweet-tart.