So I found a vibrator in my hotel room

[Lynn_Bodoni]

@Annie-Xmas

If it were me, I would so return it to the front desk with a nonchalance air, preferably when the lobby is full of people and there are several staff members present. “Oh, by the way, I found this vibrator in my hotel room. You might want to contain the previous occupants to see if they left. And talk to your housekeeping staff about checking the rooms better. Thank you.”

I think that I’d probably want to call the head of housekeeping to my room, and show her just what I found. I think that she would take appropriate measures. I don’t know if I’d take it any further.

[ouryL]

…:dubious:
Well, it was Easter. Someone probably found vibrating blue egg earlier.:o

[3trew]

@Boyo_Jim

Did it say “Gideon” anywhere?

I’m thinking it’s for guests who have no use for a bible – they call it a vible.

If somebody can organize a deal with a hotel chain, I’m in for a case of “silver bullets”.

NB: name may be regional, no associations with Coors Brewery or The Lone Ranger intended, unless you find that sort of thing exciting, in which case go for it.

[JohnT]

I’m just trying to figure out what the big deal is. Just throw the thing away in a trashcan outside your hotel room.

Trust me, the staff knows far more about your co-workers sexual pecadillo’s than you realize. Who has a thing for hookers? They know. Who likes to toss off and wipe their spooge on the sheets? They know. Who gets blowjobs from strange men off of Craigslist now they’re away from the wife? They know.

The fact that you found a vibrator probably makes them relax a bit, knowing that at least this time it isn’t a used fleshlight.

[Boyo_Jim]

@JohnT

I’m just trying to figure out what the big deal is. Just throw the thing away in a trashcan outside your hotel room.

Trust me, the staff knows far more about your co-workers sexual pecadillo’s than you realize. Who has a thing for hookers? They know. Who likes to toss off and wipe their spooge on the sheets? They know. Who gets blowjobs from strange men off of Craigslist now they’re away from the wife? They know.

The fact that you found a vibrator probably makes them relax a bit, knowing that at least this time it isn’t a used fleshlight.

What does a fleshlight do? Ooh, let me guess – does it make a certain orifice glow when inserted?

[Chronos]

I think that I’d probably want to call the head of housekeeping to my room, and show her just what I found. I think that she would take appropriate measures.

Well, of course, if she’s hot.
(or were you thinking of different appropriate measures?)

[JohnT]

Google is your friend, Boyo…

[CallMeKate]

Has anyone considered it might be a cleaning lady that likes to enjoy herself in her spare time? Slips right up to room 306 and have a little mid-day romp with herself??
I’m betting that’s it.

[corkboard]

@CallMeKate

Has anyone considered it might be a cleaning lady that likes to enjoy herself in her spare time? Slips right up to room 306 and have a little mid-day romp with herself??
I’m betting that’s it.

That was my first thought as well.

[UncleRojelio]

@dgrdfd

My company’s main headquarters are there and I didn’t want there to be any way it would get back to people I work with.

And I thought I was paranoid.

[SCSimmons]

@dgrdfd

Haha, I bet. She (he?) probably got off and then passed out and forgot about it. I did something similar when I was like 14. I was looking at a porn pic (hey this was in dial-up days when you really couldn’t stream video) and I got off and promptly fell asleep in my room with the pic up. My mom walked in the next day and it was pretty embarrassing for me.

In the days before screen savers, too, I take it? In that case, it could have been worse; it could have gone unnoticed for days, and ended up permanently burning a ghost image of that image into the monitor. Try explaining that.

[spifflog]

Why not just throw it in the trash? Don’t call the management, don’t throw a fit with management, just toss it?

Do you really care that the maid cleaning your room thinks? If you do, how to you get though the day interacting with the 200 other people who impact your life more?