Earlier, I went out to get coffee. I noticed that two doors down in my apartment building, the neighbour’s fire alarm was beeping… again!
I hate that thing. It goes off at half volume for hours on end. If the tenant isn’t home, it will beep all day. Sundays are the worst. It always goes off Sunday morning, the tenant is gone all day and so is the superintendent, so the rest of us on my floor have to hear the beeping in the hall. Fortunately, in our apartments with the door closed, it’s pretty faint.
The first time this happened, I knocked, waited, went up close and personal with the doorframe to sniff for smoke, went to see the the super was home (nope, he never is). Then I figured I’d wait it out, and call the fire department if anything changed. I didn’t want to ring in a false call for an alarm I was 90% sure was defective – and that really stuck in my craw! :mad: I was raised to respect fire alarms and “do the right thing.” I’m not expert, I should not be the one determining whether there is or is not a fire – not my job, not my expertise! But every freakin’ weekend for months this has gone on, so I knew in my heart there was no fire.
But still, I checked every half hour for a several hours to make sure the status of the non-fire hadn’t changed.
Today the alarm went off at half volume, I did my Sunday routine: Knock on tenants door, sniff, verify landlord isn’t home, go back to my apartment. But then, it went off at full volume!
Knock, sniff, no super, wait. Oo! But this time it really stuck in my craw. It was at full volume this time. Arg. Knock, sniff, no super, property management is closed for the weekend. Arg.
Okay, I was 98% sure it was just that damned defectivce alarm again. The building has alarms in each unit as well as a Big Scary Alarm for the building. Smoke in the halls will set that off, and dear Og, it shakes the walls and will send you fleeing into the night. So if there was anything really going on, we’d be okay. And yet… technically there could be an emergency, somone could be in there, passed out… Gah! I couldn’t NOT call the fire department and at least ask for advice.
And it wasn’t just me. Other tenants who are also used to that stupid thing going off at half-volume were starting to come into the hall to investigate. At full volume, you can hear a unit’s fare alarm quite well. The fact that it was BEEPBEEPBEEPing for so long had triggered everyone else’s “mental danger alarm” – this time it could for real! This was at full volume, and that’s not right. So other tenants started to congregate in the hall, no one wanted to call in a false alarm, but still… this could be genuine…
It wasn’t.
I called the firehouse directly, rather than 911 (I still knew in my heart of hearts it was just that defective alarm). They were really cool about it when I explained the damn thing goes off every weekend. But they said they had to respond to every alarm as if it was a definite thing. So they arrived with sirens screaming.
They picked the lock with a lock-pick tool (I gotta get me one of those!) They were NOT impressed. There was a stool underneath the alarm and a package of batteries on the floor next to it. The firefighter said “Well, it looks like this does happen all the time!” Apparently, the thing beeps every freaking day, and the putz who lives there hasn’t bothered to call property management to say “Hi, my fire alarms needs to be replaced. Thanks.”
Geez, when mine went on the blink, I called the super that evening and it was replaced before lunch the next day!
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Listen up folks: Your fire alarm does not good if you disable it when you’re home. It does no good if your neighbours are conditioned to ignore it – with an alarm that “cries wolf” no one will call the fire department to come and save your ass until it’s too late. If it’s defective, you don’t want to be relying on it to go off when it really counts, for real. And it is wrong for the fire department to rush out to a bogus call when there may be a real fire somewhere.
If your fire alarm is defective, replace the damn thing! If you rent, take 45 seconds to call your landlord. If you know that your alarm goes off all the time and you do nothing about it, then that negligence is really no different than pulling a false alarm.
Don’t be a :wally
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