So I'm just going to have to get over my arachnophobia, aren't I? :(

Hear, hear. :slight_smile:
I like spiders, too. (They scared me when I was a little kid; now I know better. )
Once I learned that these eight-legged critters eat flies and other pests, my attitude toward them improved. I once even watched a spider eat a fly! Eccch. As a gardener, I always asked my customers to leave their spiders be, because of their taste in hunting.
One year, near Halloween, I zwas in line behind a man and his little daughter. She was looking at a display of spider-print decorations.
I said, “Spiders are good guys.”
She said, “I’m scared of them.”
I answered, “They might be scared of you.”

Here’s a ode just for you:

Thanks for “a ode.” If you look upthread you’ll note that I already watched a spider do that once.
Better the gross sight of a spider dining on choice flies than flies swarming in your home, hmmmmmm? :slight_smile:

The bugs spiders eat are worse than the spiders. They are like eightlegged ratters.

Or maybe Vincent Prices warning on Alice Coopers Black Widow was right after all.

Awwwww…that’s not nice. If you’re close enough to give that spider a name you shouldn’t yell at her. Chide her a little. You don’t want her to bad mouth you to her fellow spiders.

She’s lucky I didn’t swat her. I don’t wear my glasses in the shower.