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I’m not able to provide a cite at this time. commasense, because I must keep my Google at work on “SafeSearch” and am thus blocked from searching up images of “Fantasia centaur nipples,” but I think we had at least one glimpse, despite the rampant austinpowerisms of the filmed sequence…
(edited to remove superflous observation regarding the harpies of Bald Mountain)
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I just watched it last night, and when the female centaurs are introduced, they’re blatantly naked while bathing; no convenient austinpowerisms. And not a single nipple to be seen.
[QUOTE=Sir Dirx]
I just watched it last night, and when the female centaurs are introduced, they’re blatantly naked while bathing; no convenient austinpowerisms. And not a single nipple to be seen.
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[QUOTE=commasense]
But if this were the case why don’t the upper breasts have nipples? All the brilliant anatomical drawings that Dr. Disney has provided make it perfectly clear that there are no nipples.
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Perhaps because centaurs are monotremes, like platypuses or echidnas. Like them, they release milk through pores in the skin, not via nipples.
This also leads to the conclusion that centaurs likely lay eggs. This explains why Disney never showed any baby centaurs; centaur eggs aren’t cute enough. Or perhaps the centaurs only agreed to cooperate if Disney wouldn’t reveal this, so that would-be centaur hunters would search fruitlessly for young centaurs to kidnap for study, while stumbling right past unsuspected, unrecognized troves of centaur eggs.
[QUOTE=Der Trihs]
Perhaps because centaurs are monotremes, like platypuses or echidnas. Like them, they release milk through pores in the skin, not via nipples.
This also leads to the conclusion that centaurs likely lay eggs. This explains why Disney never showed any baby centaurs; centaur eggs aren’t cute enough. Or perhaps the centaurs only agreed to cooperate if Disney wouldn’t reveal this, so that would-be centaur hunters would search fruitlessly for young centaurs to kidnap for study, while stumbling right past unsuspected, unrecognized troves of centaur eggs.
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Well, now you’re just being silly.
It never fails. A few folks try to have a serious conversation about a matter of grave importance, and some joker comes along with wild and outlandish claims and completely derails the thread. Sheesh!
Oslo Ostragoth: Meh. I’m a small breast man, myself.
Did you see that Woman that had sextuplets and had 300 thou in her suitcase tonight on DOND? She only got $221,000 combined in cash and a college scholarship for the six babies…seems pretty nice of Johnson and Johnson.
[QUOTE=devilsknew]
Did you see that Woman that had sextuplets and had 300 thou in her suitcase tonight on DOND? She only got $221,000 combined in cash and a college scholarship for the six babies…seems pretty nice of Johnson and Johnson.
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Err, are you in the right thread?
[QUOTE=Zebra]
Sextuplets does not mean she has six breasts.
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No, it means she had a big litter. And given the lack of centaurs in the world, it’s only reasonable that the females are going to be taking fertility drugs.
