So I'm watching Fantasia with my daughter and wondering...

I just watched it last night, and when the female centaurs are introduced, they’re blatantly naked while bathing; no convenient austinpowerisms. And not a single nipple to be seen.

But they are still damn hot.

So, hmm, attracting a male is not a useful function?

It may or may not surprise you that if one Googles “centaur porn”, one gets 361,000 hits.

This one is nice.

Perhaps because centaurs are monotremes, like platypuses or echidnas. Like them, they release milk through pores in the skin, not via nipples.

This also leads to the conclusion that centaurs likely lay eggs. This explains why Disney never showed any baby centaurs; centaur eggs aren’t cute enough. Or perhaps the centaurs only agreed to cooperate if Disney wouldn’t reveal this, so that would-be centaur hunters would search fruitlessly for young centaurs to kidnap for study, while stumbling right past unsuspected, unrecognized troves of centaur eggs.

Oh my god!

Well, now you’re just being silly.

It never fails. A few folks try to have a serious conversation about a matter of grave importance, and some joker comes along with wild and outlandish claims and completely derails the thread. Sheesh!

Oslo Ostragoth: Meh. I’m a small breast man, myself.

I recognize centaur Paula Price, so very nice…what ever happened to her? She would make such a CILF.

Did you see that Woman that had sextuplets and had 300 thou in her suitcase tonight on DOND? She only got $221,000 combined in cash and a college scholarship for the six babies…seems pretty nice of Johnson and Johnson.

Err, are you in the right thread? :confused:

Maybe she had sextuplets because she’s a centaur ?

Sextuplets does not mean she has six breasts.

No, it means she had a big litter. And given the lack of centaurs in the world, it’s only reasonable that the females are going to be taking fertility drugs.