Off-topic, but one of my favorite absolutely true stories:
My friend Bruce lives in LA and used to work at the Court House. During the last solar eclipse, he made a pin hole camera out of a cardboard box and went out to project the eclipse on the front steps. A typically unaware Angelino (hey, I love the city, but the people sometimes blow my mind!) sees Bruce with box, staring at the steps, and asks “What’s in the box?”
Bruce: “It’s a pin hole camera.”
Stranger #1: “What are you taking a picture of?”
Bruce: “The eclipse.”
Stranger #1: (Looking at the sun) “I thought it was in the sky?”
Bruce: “DON’T LOOK AT THE SUN, YOU IDIOT!”
Stranger #1: “Oh.” (walks away)
Stranger #2: “What’s in the box?”
Bruce: (getting annoyed) “It’s a pin hole camera.”
Stranger #2: “What are you taking a picture of?”
Bruce: “The eclipse.”
Stranger #2: (Looking at the sun) “I thought it was in the sky?”
Bruce: “DON’T LOOK AT THE SUN, YOU IDIOT!”
Stranger #2: “Oh.” (walks away)
Stranger #3: “What’s in the box?”
Bruce: “A CAT WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE DEAD!”
Stranger #3: “Oh.” (walks away)
One of my favorite Bruce-isms.