Okay, here’s the targets:
National Archives with the US Constitution and Declaration of Independence (or wherever these are displayed)
The Smithsonian Air & Space Museum
Both of the above are on the Mall (the National Mall, not the one w/the Gap)and can be reached via Metro. Both are accessible by Yellow, Orange, and Blue lines. As tourist season is at its peak (and I live @ Pentagon City, so I feel it’s not really tourist season unless we can hunt 'em)I recommend avoiding Metro during morning and evening rush, and not using Smithsonian station at all. For Air & Space, get off at L’Enfant Plaza and walk up past Agriculture. It’s a nice walk and you get to see kinetic sculpture. The museum is pretty cool, although you can do the highlights in about twenty minutes, as most of the exhibits are of the “look above you at that plane” type. Don’t miss the fuselage of the Enola Gay if it’s still open.
Having done Air & Space, walk across the Mall to the Archives Building, get in line and stroll past the Dec. and Constitution. Other interesting stuff, and it’s airconditioned.
Vietnam Memorial
At the other end of the Mall from both Air & Space and Archives, towards the Lincoln Memorial. A nice walk and you can picture the site of the WWII Memorial they’re proposing to screw up the senic vista with.
The Pentagon
Iwo Jima Memorial and Arlington Nat’l Cemetery
Iwo Jima is closest to Rosslyn metro, on a nice grassy knoll right by the Netherlands Carillion (belltower).
Get back on the Blue line and take it a stop to Arlington, which has free tours and admission, IIRC. The Pentagon is the stop after that, with free but limited parking if you wanted to drive, and the tour guides walk backwards so’s to keep their eyes on every member of the group. I’m not talking backwards for a little while, then turning around, I’m talking backwards, military heel-and-toe for the entire farkin’ tour.
Now, about eats and drinks. Don;t buy anything in the museum cafeterias if you can help it, altho Mall stuff is hard to come by. Walk two blocks off the mall and go to the same places the office drones do. DC has hundreds of great ethnic and American restaurants, and it’d be a shame to not try some. Every place that had a civil war or uprising, we got the cooks when they left home. Ethiopian, Lebanese, Cambodian, Veitnamese, Senegalese, you name it we got it. Sadly, we do not have good street pizza or deli. Sorry.
Bars and ethnic restaurants abound in Adams-Morgan, which is also the metro stop for the zoo. Tryst is a coffee-shop bar with velvet couches and a relaxed swank vibe. Madam’s Organ has great bartenders and redheads always drink 1/2 price Rolling Rock. Sort of boho. Whatever flavor you want, we’ve got it.
Sadly, of course, now that I know all the cool places to go, the State Department’s shipping me out. 