So Maybe he is a bit of a chatter...

Talk about needing a new plan…

“Malaysian Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill”

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday.

Yahaya Wahab said he disconnected his late father’s phone line in January after he died and settled the 84 ringgit ($23) bill, the New Straits Times reported.

But Telekom Malaysia later sent him a 806,400,000,000,000.01 ringgit ($218 trillion) bill for recent telephone calls along with orders to settle within 10 days or face legal proceedings, the newspaper reported.

It wasn’t clear whether the bill was a mistake, or if Yahaya’s father’s phone line was used illegally after after his death.

“If the company wants to seek legal action as mentioned in the letter, I’m ready to face it,” the paper quoted Yahaya as saying. “In fact, I can’t wait to face it,” he said.

Yahaya, from northern Kedah state, received a notice from the company’s debt-collection agency in early April, the paper said. Yahaya said he nearly fainted when he saw the new bill.

Government-linked Telekom Malaysia Bhd. is the country’s largest telecommunications company.

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Even if it was used illegally, that’s $36,000 worth of calls for every man, woman, and child on the planet!

And I didn’t use this guy’s phone, so somebody else ran up more than their share.

You know I can see the 806 trillion 400 billion, but that extra hundredth of a ringgit is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

That’s more money than there is in the world, isn’t it?

Misprint?

Either that, or a whooole lotta calls to 1-900 numbers.

Oh, sure, spoil it for the rest of us.

Previous thread, although not where you’d look for it: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=366751

You know, the next time my mum complains I’m on the phone with my friends too much…