So, my kids found out my Straightdope identity

Occasionally there would be something posted here I would like my wife to read. I would send her a link to the thread and she would read it. After doing this a couple times she said she doesn’t want to read the whole thread just to read what I want her to see. So now I just send her a screen shot and she is happy. She has never asked what my user name is and expressed zero interest in joining.