So we’re all agreed: solost has to work hard and become first violin so he gets the solos; puzzlegal has to go to law school and specialize in jigsaw torts (or is just a putz); if ending a post with “mmm”, it needs to be preceded by something tasty… and we all need to keep our identities from our workmates, so that we can ask embarrassing questions here.
(Watch MPSIMS for “Will this funny growth on my tainticular area respond if I get my prayer group to lay hands on it?”)