Sigh.
I understand that compared with the average person, I am a geek. Compared with real geeks, no. But I have been glued to my computer since 1987, and I have always been interested in understanding how things work so I am not at the mercy of others.
But this has led to years and years of painful, frustrating, depressing conversations with first-tier techsupport people, who, it seems, know exclusively what they were taught when hired, which seems to be confined to only the most basic kinds of support. Like the kind where the first question really needs to be “Have you checked to see that it’s plugged in?”
I cannot tell you the number of times I have found myself listening to a very sweet, well-mannered person telling me some version of “Gosh, it sounds like you actually already know more than I do about this subject!” Yeah, no surprise there.
I wish there was a way to just start off with: Hi. You aren’t going to be able to help me, because I’m not Joe Technophobe who actually looks at my furniture when you tell me to check my desktop. Before you ask, yes, I repaired permissions. Yes, I rebooted the computer. No, I haven’t added any third party software today. Yes, the problem persists in a new account, etc. Tried all the stuff your book tells you to tell me to try first. So can you please just start by escalating this call to second tier support right off the bat? Please??
So tired…