I have only one question for this idiot: do you really think it’s a good idea to have a bunch of librarian-types pissed off at you? And I’m not talking just a little angry, I’m talking lynch mob, string-him-up-by-his-balls-and-use-his-empty-skull-as-a-piñata angry. What on earth possessed you to try to burn down a library that over 30,000 students need to complete their coursework? Do you realize that there are books in our Special Collections library that are irre-fucking-placable? Do you realize how lucky it was that no one died during your little dumbass stunt (I talked to a security guard who was working over there and they couldn’t even finish clearing the building because the smoke was so thick)? Fucktards like you aren’t human beings–you’re chimps (and I’m probably unintentionally insulting chimpanzees). You don’t deserve to enjoy any of the material benefits that civilization provides because you obviously have no appreciation for the amount of work it took to reach this level of advancement just so you could sit around on your pimply ass and watch MTV. I tried to think of an appropriate punishment for you (nailing your tongue to a desk with a rusty nail sounded appealing) but I’m still drawing a blank. So, how’s this grab you you sorry-assed excuse for a piece of shit: you can spend the rest of your days hand-writing copies of all the books you destroyed. Sound like fun? Sounds like justice to me.
Put one of the swine who did this within arm’s reach of me, and I will not even think about containing the fist of death … except, of course, death’s too good for them.
The pinata treatment sounds like a good idea. While I’m not opposed to making the fucktard copy books by hand, I’d rather present the dumbass with a bill for the damages, and see how well he likes spending his entire worthless life paying it off.
Yep, that sounds great. While piñata treatments and the like are satisfying for the soul, this is likely the best solution for all concerned. The guy will remember his idiocy for the rest of his life.
