I know how you feel. There’s a poster called Freudian_Slip now, and often I’ll come across one of his posts and get extremely paranoid.
I just want to say that real men don’t shoot leopards, they wrestle them to the ground. In their pajamas.
If I recall rightly, hominid skulls with bite marks have been found in Africa which suggest leoards used to carry off our ancestors and fuck them up pretty good.
Good thing the monolith showed our ancestors how to handle those damn leopards.
I’ll have you know that just this morning I shot a leopard in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Can’t be a loon. Loons are notoriously anti-leopard as they refuse to buy any of the albums featuring loon noise over a smooth jazz background. A true loon would want the leopard wiped out.
…with a soft slightly damp cloth, moving from the center toward the edge…
Soak it in club soda first to remove those troublesome spots.
That is a myth. The spots never change.
Great. First we have leopards, now we’ve got fish and zebras, too? What next?
But would that have really helped? Seems to me a wild animal with a history of repeatedly attacking humans is going to continue to be a problem.
Hyraxes.
Oreos are better.
Sea-leopards. Or land sea-leopards.