Is there an ExPopemobile? If not can I design one?
Heh heh. “Mass appeal.”
I like to imagine that this is the result of me calling him Joe the Rat online repeatedly, but I’m not that delusional…
He’d better be careful when he’s three days from retirement. That’s when the old enemy jumps out of nowhere and guns him down as his young replacement yells “Nooooooooooooo!” Then the rookie Pope has to track down his killer and deliver some justice.
The butler did it.
There’s no doubt in my mind this has something to do with the coverup of abuse. Well, except for the lack of direct evidence. But I’m not going to let that stand in my way.
hanc sume officium TRUDO eam
If Google translator is right, that’s Latin for “Take this job and shove it!”
I don’t blame him, it’s a dead end job, and the dress code is ridiculous.
Now the question is, will he retire or dust off his resumé and look for a gig in IT or something?
I’m also wondering if this means that he’s managed to finagle enough votes in the College to elect his hand-picked successor (whoever that is). Not that he needs to have personally picked the next Pope with the current College…either way, we’re getting another reactionary on the throne.
This really is incredible. The last time this happened, Europe wasn’t even aware of the Americas (except for some icelanders and, ironically, the Vatican, which still had a listing for the “bishop of Vinland”). Do they even have a proper procedure and ceremony for this? Someone’s going to have to traipse down into the archives and blow dust off the “rarely used procedures” manual.
They’ll undoubtedly have to change some things. Finding emnough castrati will be difficult. Maybe they can substitute Justin Bieber.
I merged the two threads.
I see what you did there.
I’ve heard rumours that he wants to write a sequel to “The Celestine Prophecy”.
Also, how do you say “I am choo-choo train” in Latin?
Cape hoc officium atque trude id
Capite/trudite to give the command to more than one person. Sorry, it’s my job.
Sum “cioo -cioo” tramen.
Classical Latin doesn’t have “ch” as in "church, " but he’d be using ecclesiastical Latin anyways and I’m not sure how that sound is represented, so I guessed.
He’s already applied to be a greeter at the Wal-Mart in Akron.
So… a new Pope.
I understand Mel Gibson hasn’t been working much lately.
Pope 'em if ya got 'em…
He finally got tired of his stupid-a hat once and for all.