“Mr. President?”
“Howdy, Karl! Geez, what do you think of these new Leggos? Bit too complicated, don’t you think…”
“Perhaps, sir. Mr. President, its about this “global warming” thing…”
“The American people don’t care about that. The American people don’t trust a bunch of bureaucrats. The American people don’t…”
“Well, sir, it might be wise to do a bit of image control on this…”
“Karl, you telling me to shut up again? You know I hate it when…”
“No, Mr. President, not at all, just a slightly different approach. Try to follow me here, sir. Now, you know, enviromental wackos are always talking about the Earth…”
“Yeah, sure, Al Gore wrote a whole damn book about it! Hell, I didn’t even read one, and I’m here and he’s in Knoxville, Mississippi, 'cause the American people…”
"Try to stay focused here, Mr. President. You know sometimes people use the name “Terra” when refering to “Earth…”
“I know all about Spanish, Karl.”
“Yes, sir. Quite. At any rate, people devoted to Stalin are called “Stalinists”. People devoted to Marx are called Marxists…”
The President furrows his brow, deeply absorbed in connecting the dots. His face lights up in the unfamiliar expression of comprehension.
“So people devoted to “Terra” are “terra-ists!” Terrists! You think the American people will buy that one?”
“You’re here, aren’t you, sir?”