So, They've Cancelled Halloween In Schools Now?

Actually, All Saints Day is Nov. 1. All Souls Day is Nov. 2. But I’m like you – I thought it was awesome that Halloween was never a school night.

But we did have Halloween parties at my Catholic school. In fact, one year, my older sister and I won a prize. My older sister wore a black sheet and I wore a gray sheet. We were mortal and venial sin. The nuns loved it.

Damn, I knew I was going to pick the wrong one, and I was too lazy to look it up. The sisters would be ashamed of me.