So, TIME just named me Person of the Year. So how'd your year go?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well, I’m over 50 now, and careening towards senility … :stuck_out_tongue:

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Wow! As a middle-class American woman who was under 25 in 1966, that makes this my fourth win! What do I get??? (Hmmmm. I didn’t get anything the other three times. I think I see a trend.)

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Because the vast majority of “You” did none such things. The vast majority of “You” just sat there and watched it happen.

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Me? Wow.

I wonder who I had to blow to get that honor…

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So, is the cover of this week’s magazine going to be a mirror?

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I’m so honoured! sniff, poses for the cameras

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So who will be adding this award to their resume/CV ?

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It’s already there.

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I’m disappointed, I was hoping that it would be The Tron Guy.

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If you get it one more time I think you get to go on SNL with Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin and Paul Simon.

I have already composed a strongly worded letter letting TIME know that this in no way makes up for the glaring omission of me as the Sexiest Man Alive.

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Yep.

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I thought your breath smelled funny…

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I also got it that one year when I was Hitler.

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When I heard it I thought they must’ve gotten to like December 10 and said “Crap!! It’s the end of the year!! Who do we pick!!?”

But then I got stuck on the question “Who should have gotten it instead?”

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Frankly, I’m still pissed off that they didn’t even ask for my permission. I don’t need that kind of public scrutiny right now, y’know?