So... uh.. what do you look like?

Of course! I’ve always said what I needed was a wife. :slight_smile:

For the record, I have dark brown hair and brown eyes. I’ll keep the attractive part, though. And for the record, what would off-puttingly motherly look like?

They’re coming, they’re coming. It’s just taking me longer than expected to paste my head on Naomi Campbell’s body.

Drainbead, I’ve already seen a picture of you, but I must say you look a lot like what I expected. Very pretty. And if you have kids with Brian, they are going to have HAIR!

  1. Unless I missed something in the briefing, Fierra’s haircolor ain’t dyed blonde.

  2. Your fault for clicking on my picture:) Also your fault for going to too many porn sites.

mojo57, Wrooorrrr.

O.K., you have first dibs.

Then again, whatcha up to tonight? Maybe you and I can…
Hey! Get outta here Nocturne! Her and I were havin fun.

Ahem… Where’d I’d leave off baby? You and I in an intimate…

Bye the way, I’m a white guy. Not Mr. PimpDaddy that these people think I am.

Where was I, Uhmm… Yeah! Nice and smooth, ohh, you so nasty!

Your a babe! SMILE!

Baby I am smiling :smiley:

Intimate position… OK

Compromising, intimate position … really OK

Position # 305 in the Kama Sutra… We’ll just have to see if we can work that out!

As far as tonight though , I’m afraid I’ll have to take a raincheck. I have another commitment. Mr. 57 and I have a reservation at Madame Priscilla’s Burning House of Love and Pancakes that took 4 months on the waiting list to get into and I must say I am pretty excited about it. :wink:

Don’t worry about the Mr. though, he don’t mind if you don’t. Hell, someone has to run the video equipment.

Those who haven’t already seen my pics, do me.

Ok, I want in on this too. How do you people see me? And try to refrain from the obvious superhero references my name implies. “BratMan” is NOT derived from “Batman”

Well, my friend Monica has a cat named Brat, so every time i see your name, I picture a grey cat-man with a pointy face, dressed up in a cape. Kinda like a more evil version of the episode of Tom and Jerry when Tom somehow turned into a superhero of some sort (which I only remember vaguely, and even that only because I dressed up as Tom from that particular episode for Halloween when I was 3. I was a weird-ass kid). Anyway, that’s how I picture you. If you ever get Chrono Cross, picture Lynx, only as a grey cat and with a more flashy superhero outfit, complete with cape, tights, and big-ass belt.

Must be that “007”. I think of Pierce Brosnan as James Bond.

To be honest, my other mental image was of Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne. :slight_smile:

although i haven’t been around in several weeks to a month and y’all probably don’t notice my posts, i’d feel honored and fawn at your feet if somebody’d ‘scribe me… an’ i’ll give ya a nickel

I have a feeling that I am going to live to regret this, but I am curious to know what kind of mental image my username evokes. I can’t even come up with anything, and I KNOW me!

Scotti

No, it’s not. Also, I don’t think we have Feria in this country (UK). I only worked out what it is from someone else’s post. I actually have longish (mid shoulderblades) dark blonde hair, hazel eyes - and I would give someone confusing directions to send them to the mazy marsh, rather than back to the beginning - after all, they might find their way from there!
& I’d wear slightly more than just tights - I’d get too cold otherwise - sorry to disappoint you, xizor!
But I definitely like xizor’s description best!

Sauron…really tall, thin, dressed in black, 4 fingers on one hand. And vague but penetrating eyes.

Hypergirl…I’d say about 16, sporty and really bad at history. (I don’t know why…)

Someone do me…I know I’m new…

I’m just dying for someone to do me!

And I’ll even keep my pix off of the people pages for another week so as not to spoil the fun.

Scotti, dear, don’t be upset, but I do picture the most adorable little scottish terrier, with a blue bow around it’s neck, looking up and wagging it’s tail…what can I say…I love critters…

Im gonna ressurect this thread as soon as i get to know some of you better, i just wanna be able to say “DO ME!!!” :D:D:D

racinchikki - ok, this may be somewhat obscure for some of you, but does anyone remember Rikki-Tikki-Tavi? For some reason “mongoose” was the first thing I thought of when I saw that name.

Scotticher - you’re a good-looking redhead wearing a mini-kilt. Nice legs.

honkeytonkwillie - I envision a white-trash version of the President. No offense.

iksova - I don’t know if you’re male or female, but with that name I’m leaning towards female, so I picture you as a mysterious and sexy Russian agent, like in a James Bond movie.

AudreyK - I have to say that Audrey Hepburn was one of the first things to pop into my mind, beautiful and elegant.

hypergirl - I picture a cute, although in need of some tranquilizors, young woman. Give her a year or two and she may be old enough to do what we’re doing in the flirtation thread. (I have a feeling if you snuggled onto my lap IRL, I may get taken to jail)

Thanks Bratman…And yaas I’m F…As for you, I’m hearing 007 music but I’m seeing Colin Mochrie (Whose line is it Anyway?). Doesn’t help that I watched it this morning :slight_smile:

AudreyK: I’m thinking the plant in little shop of horrors. Feed me, Seymour!

Racinchikki: Small, lithe, dressed in bright racin’ colours and leather gloves.

honkytonkwillie: You must be about 7 feet tall, man! Do you have to duck through most doorways? maybe its just the hat.

Cisco: Tall, hansom dude, commanding, (a starbase, in fact) Oh, and growlyfromthedepthsthisbetterbegood voice…

iampunha: Too late, I already saw your picture.

Drain Bead: No idea…grey hair, green eyes?

vanilla: Satisfied mom, hint of crazy…in a good way, of course!

Thanks, Bratman and Trouble Again.

Guess which one of those descriptions I like better?

Scotti woof woof

thanks, iksova and bratman

a MONGOOSE? lol i’ve read the book rikki-tikki-tavi but i still don’t know what a mongoose looks like – a ferret?

Mongooses are related to weasels and ferrets. IIRC they grow to about 4 feet long. I’d post a link to a pic for you, but I’m too lazy to do a search right now.