What do we look like?

Back when I was active duty I spent 3 years in Job Control, where my main connections to the outside world were a radio and a telephone.
After awhile I’d develop a mental picture of what folks looked like based on their voices and personalities.

Now it’s even harder to figure that out without (in most cases) even voices to go by, so here is how it’s played:

Pick another doper, and post what you think his/her physical attributes are. If the ‘victim’ wishes, they can relay how close we get!

Falcon: 5’7", dark thick naturally wavy hair, parted in the middle, and to the middle of her back. Eyes of brown, 36, 30, 36, medium build.

No fair guessing me, Purplebear, for obvious reasons!


VB

Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now!

Pssst! Hey, Vestal, Falc’s got a pic with her profile here.

Don’t wanna crash your game though; try picking one that’s sans picture.


“I’ll give you guys a dollar if you make out right now.”

What fun…course, I suppose I could always check out user profiles on Opal’s TM Homepage, but…why not?

Ok:
Glitch: For some reason, I think he looks like the bastard dojo owner in the Karate Kid movies, only…not so much a bastard. :slight_smile:

“I like toast.” :slight_smile:

Phaedrus:

I imagine he looks like Howard Hughes just before he died - emaciated, pallid from sitting in his dark room with the blinds closed, wild-haired and wide-eyed. Fingernails about a foot long. Every surface covered in paper towels to protect against “contamination”. Hunched over his keyboard, chuckling at how he’s outwitted the evil forces aligned against him.

I betcha I betcha…

I’d have a hard enough time describing myself, without having to unintentionally insult another poster by erroneously describing them.

So, I’ll pick on Formeragent. Prepubescent, snot nosed brat, crewcut, small ratlike features, and an amazingly tiny head for his brain.


Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?

Well, I just met a bunch of dopers at the s.cal meeting this week-end, so I can’t guess any of those anymore.

So, off the top of my head, let me pick
techchick68.

For some reason, I imagine her looking like Lori Petty, in Tank Girl.

Hmmmmmmm… Well, I know what you looked like about 10 years ago, VB, but who’s to say now???

As far as that goes, betcha don’t know for sure what I look like now??? Try it and see!

As to the rest, I haven’t known any of you <so to speak> long enough yet to make a guess, except Ophy, maybe. I think you’re about 5’10", on the slim side, dark or possibly red hair, and a bit of a backside spread from sitting too much, and a mustache that probably needs to be trimmed.

How’s that? I dare you to try to describe me, both VB and Ophanim.


Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.

This is probably going to sound VERY odd, but I always pictured David B to look somewhat like Scott Bakula.

I’m like a fine wine, toots! :wink:


VB

Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now!

Oh, VB. Of that I have no doubt!! You’re still quite a hunk! I was referring to the changes that might have happened to say, your hair…

And are you going to try me? Or are you too chicken?

Oops! I meant try to describe me, of course! Don’t want any of these hooligans to get the wrong idea or anything!
<blushing yet again, purplebear runs with the tiny shreds of her dignity…>


Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.

I imagine that CKDextHavn must look just like Cary Grant.


Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.

I have had people tell me I look like Tyrone Power (honest!!) or Malcolm Forbes, Jr. (Mr. Forbes does not know about this to this day.)

As Flypper pointed out, I have a pic up, so you might have seen how close you were, but if not… (and considering I don’t look much like that pic anymore anyway)

I am 5’7", I have short curly red hair (although naturally, my hair is medium brown and wavy, so you still get points, hon), bright blue eyes, and I ain’t giving out measurements, but you were off there too. :wink: (You really want em, hon…email me.)

And since turnabout is fair play, I’ll guess Vestal. Hmm…I’d say 6 feet even, sandy blond hair, brown eyes, and muscular. Am I close?


“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”

  • Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

Close!
5’11", Light brown hair, Hazel eyes that lean toward green, not muscular in the body builder sense, but strong; handgrip 165 lbs.


VB

Cowabunga Buffalo Bob!

Lexicon: 5’1" , 215 pounds, looks like the beaver grown up and fed a constant diet of ding dongs and ho ho’s. short brown hair


knuckle-dragging hose mongerer.
SDMB Self-Righteous Clique

Lexicon: 5’1" , 215 pounds, looks like the beaver grown up and fed a constant diet of ding dongs and ho ho’s. short brown hair


knuckle-dragging hose mongerer.
SDMB Self-Righteous Clique

kinoons: 7’ 9", lanky, looks like pumpkin head fucked frankenbarbie.
We all call him pumpkinstein here @ work.
Beady little eyes and a huge head.
He could open a drive in movie theatre on his forehead.
But I am the short pimply beaver, so I shouldn’t talk.
Josh, that was hilarious!
A more adequate opposite description of me I can’t imagine.
Noonch.

how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV

Touche Santi, Touche

Ok, heres the straight dope on me

6’0" – short blonde hair, 145 lbs, build like a swimmer/firefigher,and blue eyes


knuckle-dragging hose mongerer.
SDMB Self-Righteous Clique

VB, just the way I remember you being. Yup! Yup! Yup! Still too chicken to try and describe me, huh???


Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.

Purplebear, thy beauty canst put the very stars to shame, Oh thou Goddess of pulchritude, how can I begin to describe the form before which even amazons kneel?

(howzat?)


VB

Cowabunga Buffalo Bob!