UncleBeer
6’4" 290lb. Grey hair and overalls. Sits on porch rocker yelling at the youngsters to stay off’a his lawn.
ROFL ROFL
<blushing sweetly, purplebear swoons with much diffidence and demureness at such grandiloquence pouring forth from that utterly luscious and enchanting man>
Exactly right, of course! 
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.
Mullinator is seven foot four inches tall, and has a long black beard that curls down as far as his knees.
Uke
When I first visited OpalCat’s page, I was startled to see that nobody looked anything like I had been expecting them too. Here’s how I always pictured various dopers:
Zette: For some bizarre reason, I pictured her as having frizzy blonde shoulder-length hair, and a distinctly unhealthy complexion.
Drain Bead: I pictured her as being medium hight, with short brown hair, brown eyes, and baby-cheeks. Aside from the hair color, wrong on all counts.
OpalCat: I have no idea what I expected her to look like, but that wasn’t it. Not that I’m complaining.
Ukelele Ike: Completely bald, with a big gray mustache and a cheerful expression.
Mullinator: Unlike the others listed so far, I have no clue what he looks like. I always pictured him as tall (duh), with collar-length curly brown hair, and somewhat round-faced. I couldn’t tell you what color his eyes are, because for some reason, he’s always in black and white when I picture him.
Satan: The only poster who ever lived up to my expectations, appearence-wise. I’m sorry, anyone who goes around calling himself “Satan” needs long hair and a goatee, there’s just no way around it.
kellibelli: Another poster I’ve never actually seen pictures of. In my mind’s eye, she is medium-height, not quite full-figured but close, with long blonde hair in a ponytail, and blue eyes.
Well, I’ve probably just insulted the whole lot of you with those. Feel free to tell me how you’ve always pictured me, I’ve always been kind of curious to know what my username suggests to people.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Drain: That’s not odd. That’s what I’ve always imagined him to look like too.
I guess Gaudere: Medium height, maybe 5’5". Collar length, straight blondish-brown hair, curled under at the ends. Brown eyes. Average weight–not fat, not skinny, just right for that height.
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
Oh sweet! I’ve always wanted to relate the mental picture I have of NTG.
In my mind she looks like tank-girl. Not the one in the movie, but Dark Horse comics style.
You know, head partially shaved showing black roots, long bangs that are dyed platinum blond, tall and skinny as hell with cutoff shorts and ripped up fishnets.
Tank optional.
And also, here are some other folks I have imagined.
Falcon: 5’5" about a buck 20 with really cool bright blue eyes.
Unclebeer: 6’3" 290, flannel and denim, big mug and wide grin.
Glitch: 5’10" 185 built like a fire hydrant, but wiry.
Konrad: 5’7" 135 dark complected bony kid of about 19 with really big teeth.
Louie: 6’3" 170 lanky, messed up do, old t-shirt and jeans, monitor tan. Picture of starving college student.
Colfire: John Travolta in A Civil Action. Ever since the SDMB SRC stuff, I can’t imagine him looking any other way.
PurpleCrackWhore: Buxum(sp?) lady who used to be a stripper but is now a soccer mom. I am pretty sure this is far from the truth, but she reminds me of my best friends mom in high school. She was cool.
More to come, boss coming.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
That is very odd! I always thought Drain would look very similar to this description as well. I was completely shocked when I saw her picture. She is also older than I thought. (No offense intended by that I just thought she would have a child-like face. I have no idea why.)
I have never looked at the pictures on Opal’s site because it bothers me when people don’t look like I thought they would.
I always picture SanibelMan as being a lanky, very young guy with out-of-control red hair and a spattering of freckles. I always tend to think of him smiling with this totally disarming boyish grin.
I picture kellibelli to look a little like Meg Ryan but with both a more motherly quality about her and a distinct edge.
I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.
Not too far off, I suppose. I do wear conservative suits on workdays, and my hair colour and posture are the same as Travoltas (that would be about as tall [I’m 1.86 meters] and also slightly overweight though not much ).
I wouldn’t say I resemble him though. But the general description is pretty good!
What’s SRC?
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Hmmm, odd descriptions of me. Thanks Ukelele Ike for painting such a flattering picture.
For the record, I chime in at 6’9, 235, built like most basketball players you see. Brownish straight hair, but always kept short on the back and sides. I have a baby face I guess, because no one ever thinks I look 25. No facial hair. My blue eyes and my smile are widely regarded as the features that most women have seemed to dig back in my dating days. I don’t think I look like anyone.
I sent in a picture to be posted on Opal’s page, but it still isn’t up and I doubt she needs me harassing her with more important things to tend to in life.
You say neato, check your libido, and roll to the church in your new tuxedo.
Hey, how’d you like to be completely bald, with a grey walrus moustache, like me? I had a cheerful expression this morning, until I erad NTG’s descrip…
I decided to do you (everyone knows you’re tall), closed my eyes and pictured a really tall guy, and the first one who popped into my head was one of the Scragg Boys from L’il Abner. You’re lucky I didn’t go on to describe your clothing.
Uke
Not even close Lexicon… but if that’s what you wanna believe… I have always said I am a figment of people’s imagination, so I won’t spoil it for you.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
What a fun game!
Thanks to beth and neuro for the lovely guesses at my looks.
Here are my picks:
Opalcat – I know what she looks like but I describe her as a gypsy.She has a wild unconventional prettyness that defies description.
Ayesha is tall, and statuesque, stunning looking, with a sly slow smile.She paints her toenails too, a vibrant shade, blood red, or brilliant blue.
Evilbeth I see as a tiny little thing, very delicately built, with shiny black hair, worn short, and sparkling eyes, a quick smile shows tiny white teeth.
Neuro-trash Grrrl is medium height, just regular looking, except for the 3 foot high rainbow colored mohawk!
Techchick is lean and kinda tough, like sharon stone in that western.
Shirley Ujest looks like my Mom.
Zette is like a little hurricane, just barely controlled, all smiles and laser beams of light shoot from her eyes when she laughs. She is pretty, but in a quiet, non-threatening , old fashioned way. Like Grace Kelly maybe.
Canada Sue is very feminine, not chubby, not thin, but soft and womanly. She is fair of hair and rosy- cheeked. She is serious looking and smiles in such a sweet way that strangers stop and smile at her.
Purple Crack Whore looks like a businesswoman, very cool, chic, professional. She wears her hair up I believe, and she wears small earrings. Gold. She conducts herself in the most controlled of manner….until she lets loose, then she is as wild as Madonna on crack!
Now for the men:
Wally I picture as short, slight, almost like an Anthony Micheal Hall, except cuter. Fair haired, always smiling. Blue eyes. No beard or ‘stache.
Uncle Beer is forty-ish, redford-handsome, thick curly blonde hair that he tries to force into into straight style. A moustache. Rough, weathered hands. He chews his nails.
Unforgiven looks like James Hetfield…circa 1993.
Crick & Watson is tall, thin to the point of scrawny, long moustache that he twists the ends of. He has a cane.
Chef Troy is dark, with heavy bangs that tend to be just a smidge too long. He is clean shaven, but hairy all over. He has dark eyes, smokey maybe. He is round of face, broad shouldered. He is slow to smile, he frowns a lot, but he is a fabulous kisser.He has big hands, with tidy short nails.
Lexicon looks exactly like Kevin Smith.
Mullinator looks just like David Dukovny…but taller, and darker, and handsomer.
Ukelale Ike is medium height, with a crazy smile, and bushy eyebrows.
I will think of some more later.
Am I close?
Kelli wrote
Hmmm, that is vaguely flattering (I think). However, I feel safe in saying I am not darker. Otherwise, maybe not a bad call, but I did break my nose twice, so that may skew the look a little.
Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners.
And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off.
HAHA! I love it! Unfortunately, no.
My hair is fairly short; it’s black. I’m a bit taller that six feet. I’m thin. I guess lanky would be a good description. I don’t know how else to describe myself.
Well you have the wild as Madonna part right!
:eek:
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Whenever I read a post from Arnold Winkelried I always get a mental image of the scientist Professor Frink from the Simpsons.
I’m sure he doesn’t look like that (for his sake).
So no one guessed me huh??
-Frankie
I’m a wholesale dealin papa, but I retail on the side.-Brownie McGhee
Just posting to pad my count…
carry on.
Flattering though the thought is, Stevie, I will have to disabuse you. Here’s what I look like.
http://www.geocities.com/jacquesrk/arnold.jpg
What Stevie Rave On looks like: 170 cm tall, brown hair, black eyes, small round glasses, guitar, beret, leather jacket, corduroy pants and a plaid shirt. His nose is slightly crooked and he has two gold teeth on the right-hand side. The nails on his left hand have not been cut for a few weeks. He is constantly humming Everly Brothers tunes and snapping his fingers.
Frankie…I KNOW what you look like.