I had always pictured UncleBeer as looking like a slightly younger Wilford Brimley.
Hmm, for most of the women whose pictures I haven’t seen (okay, all of the women whose pictures I haven’t seen), my mental picture usually doesn’t extend above the neck, and I have the tendency to assume you’re all 18 years old and pretty, and often naked, for some reason… And no matter what you tell me, I’m going to continue to think that, so there.
I don’t tend to think about what the guys look like so much…
Sealemon, after the Guy Stuff thread, just looks like a big, burnt ass in my mind.
MaxTorque = (Lawyer + Bodybuilder)/2
VB is some guy in a dark blue uniform (he’s a pilot, right?).
ColdFire looks like one of them durned forners. And he’s wearing clogs.
Zette has brown hair, I’d say.
Libertarian looks like Ayn Rand (snicker).
NTG should have long blonde hair (I’ve seen a pic, but she should still have long blonde hair).
Kellibelli has black hair.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Hot damn, Surgo, you’re right on the money. OK, I’ll post my real picture then. You might as well know.
Coldfire
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"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Oh gosh, look at the little wooden shoes!!!
Kellibelli has BROWN EYES, DAMMIT!! Soft, beautiful brown eyes!
Or maybe blue… 
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
I’ll be wanting that back, soon.
Well, you just described one of my best friends exactly but not me! But I thank you anyway! Very interesting!
I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.
ChrisCTP:
Lexicon:
Sorry, Chris, I don’t look like Martin Kove (the actor who play Kreese in “The Karate Kid”).
Lexicon is pretty close, although I don’t know what built like a fire hydrant means.
Height: 5’11"
Weight: 195
Eyes: Blue (with a nice blood red tinge to them lately, since I just had LASIK surgery done)
Hair: Brown, which I keep very short.
Distinguishing Features:
(scars)
- one on my lip where I kicked myself in the face
- one on my right shoulder where I put it through a pane of glass by accident
- two on my right upper back where I was stabbed
(other) - Calloused knuckles. Not as nasty as Sosai Oyama, but you can see some build up.
ok I’ll play. I picture manny as a mid30’s guy. Chin length hair or shorter, brown, slightly wavy, that he keeps neatly slicked back during business hours and a bit more carefree on weekend. Around 6 ft tall, with a classy yet cutting edge kind of look. No facial hair, glasses occasionally.
This life is a test. It is only a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do.
Kellibelli said:
not TOO far off, about 50%.
I wear my hair fairly short and a naturally occurring wave in it keeps it off my forehead (all the men in my family have it; we call it the “Smith flip”). I’m sort of dark…my hair is kind of golden brown, and my eyes are greenish brown and friendly (although I can make them smolder if the occasion calls for it). I’m hairy but not unappetizingly so, and I wear a goatee. I am broad-shouldered and, I suppose, fairly round of face. I am actually quite quick to smile and have an easy, disarming grin. I do have an effective frown, which features a raised left eyebrow, but I save it for special occasions. You were right about my being a fabulous kisser wink and your description of my hands was good too, although you forgot to mention all the scars.
Here’s a caricature I drew of myself, shortly before I went from a full beard to a goatee:
www.meanboy.com/images/troypic.gif
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