Does anyone else see a tattoo of a man’s face on the interior of her left leg?
I don’t know who he is, but that guy in the middle is definately Willie Nelson!
I know. But try a line like “Excuse me miss, would you like to stroke my cock and pullet?” and see how far you get, poultry farmer or not. 
I had to Google “fupa”.
I so wish I hadn’t.
Did you actually open any of the links, or just read the headers? 'Cuz I can tell you from painful personal experience, anything with the word “hunter” after is isn’t something you really want to see.
Taking down, or going down? 
Yeah, I could see one of those things calving.