Yesterday I was driving to work at job #2. There was a traffic accident, and cars were being merged into one lane. This was right before a traffic light.
In Calgary (and perhaps elsewhere), in this situation the normal modus operendi is for a car in the open lane to go, and then car in the other lane to merge, open lane, merge lane, open lane, merge lane. Nice. Nice. Happy. Happy.
So every one was doing this, and I proceded to try to do this as well. I was in the merge lane. The trafic light was red, so we were all stopped. I had angled my car to move into the open lane (as about 274 cars had before me). At least 3 feet of my car was in front of the car in the open lane.
So, the light turned green, the first car in the open lane started to move, so I tried to finish edging my way into the open lane. The man in the car in the open lane behind me, ran into my car! Drove right along the side of it.
The light turned red, and we both got out of our cars. He started screaming at me, calling me a Forum appropriate swears coming here - IRL they were the real thing fudging assclown, rotten witch, etc. etc, at the top of his lungs, and also yelling “You cut me off, you cut me off - you fudging assclown, you cut me off.”
[Me thinking, on]*Well, no, I didn’t. We were going about 4 KM/H. Unless you had your head, firmly up your butt, there’s no way you couldn’t have seen me trying to merge, like the 274 cars had before me. You were just trying to be a jerk, I think, and not let me in, and it didn’t work, because I was already in the lane, and you hit me and left a big shmoo on my car. *[/Me thinking off]
So fine - guy screams at me a bit. I say “Fine, lets swap insurance info.” I got in my car and got the info out of my glove box, and he took off! He left the scene of the accident!
Gah!
So - what should I do? Nothing? Phone the police? My insurance company? My mom?
<Grumble, grumble. Stupid ass hat. Grumble, grumble>