(Not a lot of vulgarity on my behalf here, but I figure most things about racism and such end up here anyway-- plus everybody involved is a flaming fucktard…well, except me ).
This evening, I made the fatal mistake of watching the local news. Apparently, the biggest happening in my fair city ('sides the 3.0 earthquake, LOOK OUT! ) is that a gardener put the following words in his advertisement:
We Speak English
Within two days of this ad being placed in the paper, people have gone nuts. “Racism” is being thrown about all over the place.
The gardener (a white male) defended his choice, explaining that he hears endless complaints from people about how they simply cannot communicate with gardeners. I hear complaints like this all the time from friends, family, and our clients. Heck, even my dad can’t speak to our gardeners (how he hired them, I dunno)- he relies on the fact that I fluently speak Spanish.
A Hispanic female who runs her family gardening service (a seperate service) also defended the white gardener for the same reasons he gave. She added, “How is ‘We Speak English’ racist and unfair, but ‘Hablamos Espanol’ isn’t?”
So the reporter went the director of the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and asked that very question. His enlightened reply?
“Well, ‘We Speak English’ is racist, that’s why.”
Well, I’ll be damned. It’ll makes sense now, you fucking idiot.
Perhaps someone can come in and explain to me why one is racist and the other is not? Does any logical person actually believe that?
I get that putting “We Speak English” may take away from only Spanish speaking gardening service, but “Hablamos Espanol” is just as likely to have the same effect in other settings.
THIS is why I shouldn’t watch the local news. Well, this and the urgent report about the 3.0 earthquake that ravaged the middle of nowhere outside of town. That poor cotton field was ravaged- RAVAGED, I tell you!