So, What the Hell is it with Jimmy Buffett?

Some performers represent certain lifestyles, and their popularity is a reflection of how desirable that lifestyle is. Three that come to mind are Buffet, John Denver, and the Grateful Dead. Their music is not at all similar, but they all attracted huge audiences out of proportion with the quality of their music. (All of them did some good stuff, but no more so than lots of other performers who sank like a stone).

Some Southern Rock bands have the same kind of following, for the same reasons. The band becomes a symbol for something bigger than the music.

Lynn Bodoni wrote

Forgive me; is that Rocky Horror Picture Show? If so, yes… I’ve only seen that twice, and I can’t say I’ve made the connection before, but it’s a good one.

Johhny Angel wrote

I suppose it helps that I love the beach.

< SIGH >


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

Isn’t it a matter of opinion? Couldn’t you easily have substituted “Backstreet Boys” for “Jimmy Buffet”? They have a huge following, yet I think everyone on this board, with the exception of A girl, will agree with me when I say that their music sucks.
So what’s the deal? Why were they all over the grammys? Why is their record multiplatinum? Who knows? VI syndrome? Probably. Flashinthepanitis? Maybe.

I know that comparing JB to BB is a stretch, due to the time factor, but my point is simply this:
When it’s a matter of opinion, you can ask anything and get nothing but peoples opinions in response.
In the interest of pointing out other stuff that’s obvious…
The Pope wears a funny hat.


“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

HEY! Leave the Dead outta this!

I DON’T still listen to the Dead because I long for my mis-spent youth! I don’t I don’t I DON’T! It’s the polyrhythms! And the instrumental interplay!

“Well, everybody’s dancing in a ring around the sun
Nobody’s finished, we ain’t even begun
So take off your shoes, child
And take off your hat
Try on your wings
And find out where it’s at”

– “The Golden Road to Unlimited Devotion”

Shit. Wonder if there’s any of that microdot left in the freezer.

He speaks to me.
“Summers & winters, scattered like splinters,
and four or five years slipped away.”

How totally fuckin true is that? You wake up one day, and its five years later.

Hey Ike, don’t Bogart that dot!

Buffett does not just bring back images of the beach. I am also not the biggest fan of the beach, but what he does bring out are feelings of just lazing the day away. At least his more active songs do, his more poignant songs are just relaxfull…

I am a bit of a parrothead, and I will state that I think Pirate Looks at 40 is one of the greatest songs sung.


>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<

—The dragon observes

I like Jimmy Buffett alot. Very relaxing. Except for “Cheeseburger in Paradise.” I must dance to that song. I must. It’s uncontrollable.

Hey Ike, got a joke for ya:

What did the Grateful Dead say when the acid wore off?

“What the fuck are we listening to this shit for?”

Mwaaaaahaaaaaaahahahahaha…


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I agree with pretty much everyone here (particularly the above). Buffet and his music give folks a chance to chill out, act silly, and just generally have a good time without fear of looking like a weirdo. But there’s one other thing about Buffet - he’s really having a great time up there on stage. He enjoys what he’s doing, and it shows. His lack of pretension, his willingness to act like a fool, and his ability to laugh at himself (along with his crazy fans) makes him one of the most entertaining entertainers around.

Hey, if the band’s just going to stand there and play as if they were in a recording studio, I’ll stay home and listen to the record, thankyouverymuch. When I go to a concert, I want some ACTION, some CHATTER, some FUN up there on stage! Buffet delivers.

StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”

Yo!

Frankd6, Dirty Devil, ChiefScott!

What shall we do to Cristi?


Uke

Wait! My husband told me to tell you that joke! He’s a musician! He understands the polyrhythms you like so much! There was an earthquake! A flood! I had a flat tire! It wasn’t my fault! I swear!


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I’d like to reiterate that I never intended this to be a Buffet-bashing thread. Not only has it been moved to the pit, another thread that really was meant as flamebait has been squelched in favor of this one. This is what I get for not being careful with my tone.

Buffett does have some great lyrics. From “A Pirate Looks at 40” (also my favorite Buffett tune), about a frustrated drunk:

Mother, Mother Ocean
After all my years I have found
Occupational hazard being
My occupation’s just not around

Aaaah. It’s not Paul Simon, but it’s a great line.

I say we tie her up with some hemp string, make her listen to a twenty-two minute China/Rider from 1972 and feed her fatty veggie burritos and kind grilled cheese sandwhiches until she sees the light. Oh wait, that kinda’ sounds good. Maybe I’ll have to join her.


March winds will blow all my troubles away.

I used to live in Florida. It caused me to form the hypothesis that high heat and humidity and heavy tourist traffic have a deleterious effect on a person’s IQ. California has a lot of tourists, but a different climate and the residents here seem more intelligent that those of Florida.

I have yet to test this hypothesis due to a lack of funds. Wonder if I could get a government grant…


When all else fails, ask Cecil.