Bob.
I think we should name it Planet Bob.
It should be named in some way that honors Chocolate pudding.
Fuckin’ vanilla lovin’ bastards
And it’s probably French vanilla, too.
This would be so much simpler if this new object were downgraded and not considered a planet (and presumably Pluto as well). Then we could use whatever the heck mythology we wanted, like they did for Quaoar and Sedna.
Alternately, we could find some modern-day worshipper of the Roman pantheon (heck, there’s got to be one somewhere on the Internet), and ask him for a name of a new god. The Romans had gods for literally everything, so this new planet could, in fact, be named after the Roman god of chocolate pudding.
Chronos
And it’s probably French vanilla, too.
Maybe the proper term should be Freedom Vanilla?