why is it the only hammer I can find is my sledgehammer?
Oh come on, every tool is a hammer…except for chisels. They’re screwdrivers.
It has the hardest time hiding underneath other things 
:eek:
Perhaps that’s the universe telling you the problem will only be solved with the biggest hammer.
As someone who has hundreds of dollars invested in chisels… that comment made me cringe! :eek:
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land
But if I had a sledgehammer, I could be done before breakfast.
I aint holding the nail, OP.
And when I need a sledgehammer…
Your a fan of David Rasche?
If you don’t need a sledgehammer, you yon’t need a hammer.
No no no, you use a butter knife as a screwdriver unless it’s a phillips screw, then you use a steak knife.
A steak knife is a saw. Philips head screws are installed with a sledgehammer, and removed with a drill, after the bit has been used as a pin punch.
you can do any hammering with that. wrap a towel around it for it to be a nonmaring hammer. use upholstery tacks holding them with a long nose pliers.
I’ve hammered framing nails with a sledge, but then, I’m easily bored.
When all you have is a sledgehammer, everything looks like a demolition job.
[Moe Howard]
Now when I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.
[/Moe Howard]
When you need a hammer, everything will look like a hammer.
When all you have if a hammer, everything will look like a nail.
You have an insufficient number of hammers. I have 11 different kinds of hammers, and usually multiples of each type. I have no trouble finding a hammer. Everything else is sort of under the hammers, though, and harder to find than it should be.
There’s a saying I learned in the army: when strength doesn’t work, use more strength. And when more strength doesn’t work, use a sledgehammer.
At my old apartment my roommate and I always knew where to find a hammer.
Because, no joke, we kept them in the freezer.
Because you just never know when you’re gonna need a cold hammer.