And now a special 100th post.
As I’m sure everyone has noticed, the Simpsons are all yellow. The conclusion is obvious; they are in fact Chinese and Springfield is actually in China. Now many of you are no doubt thinking that Springfield appears to be an American city. This is because Springfield is a secret spy camp that was built in the 1950’s to mimic a typical American town so Chinese spies can be trained to impersonate average Americans.
Wayyy back on Page Two, someone asked about the Statue of Liberty being in Gotham City.
It’s actually the Statue of Justice. Someone noticed the statue is holding a shield in one hand. That’s correct. And in her other hand is the scales of justice. But this version of the statue is not blindfolded, so some folks are fooled into thinking it’s Liberty. And all of this applies only to Batman: The Animated Series and all subsequent sequel series. And Batman has always been more obsessed about Justice than Liberty.
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Springfield is obviously in the State of Confusion.
As evidence, I cite the Simpsons’ low IQ , & the many different answers give for this topic’s question.
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