So who DID let the dogs out?

As per Gazoo’s request, a more correctly posted thread:

And why? Here you’ve got a whole bunch of dogs (we don’t even know how many of them) safely contained in some sort of container. Then someone (the aforementioned “Who”) goes and lets them all out. Does “Who” have any idea how long its going to take the finally get the dogs back IN?

I think the illuminati may be behind this.

go straight to hell. go not pass go. do not collect $200 dollars.

If the aforementioned dogs have killer bees in their mouths, then they were let out by Mr. Burns.

Okay, according to our studies and carbon-dating of said dogs’ feces, there are approximately 5-9 dogs that got out. They range in size from a Dalmation to a Mastiff, but they are all fairly large dogs.

The container is a bit more of an enigma, but we have narrowed the possibilites to one of three choices: 1) those plastic dog-carriers, 2) an airplane hanger, 3) tupperware.

We are looking into who let them out at the moment. The list of suspects includes, but is not limited to: the Queen Mother, Dr Ruth, PETA, that damn little brat kid from the “Free Willy” movies, and Soliel Moon Frye.

We are trying to round the dogs up now and find another, more secure container for the AWOL dogs.

Did I miss something?

my vote is flavor flav… :stuck_out_tongue:

Whooof, Whooof woof woof

I believe this “who let the dogs out?” is a children’s game, in the same vein as the kindergarten favorite

“Who stole the cookies from the cooie jar?”

All the players accuse one player of staling the cookies from the cookie jar-

The song goes like this

ALL: Connor stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
C: Who, me?
ALL: Yes, you!
C: Couldn’t be-
All: Then who?

Then the accused accuses another person of stealing the cookies from the cookie jar and the game continues.It’s a pointless game- No one ever wins, the game never ends until Miss Lisa says it’s time for arts and crafts.

God, children are so stupid.

Scariest thing I’ve seen this week: #5 on the Billboard album charts is “Who Let the Dogs Out” Baha Men

People are buying this album?!?!?!?! God save us all.

Well, who’s on first, what’s on second, I don’t know is on third.

About the song, I don’t give a darn.
That’s our shortstop!

“Give me your tired rhythms, your poor tunes,
Your huddled songs yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming radio stations.
Send these, the homeless beats, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my ear beside the golden speaker!”

:smiley:
I don’t know what it is, but i am addicted to crappy songs like this. I also love that song Blue. Shoot me now.

Well, further investigation reveals that “the doggies don’t have a bone”. I don’t know how things changes the investigative landscape, but I urge all of you to keep a nose out.

Whenever I hear this, I always think of my Grandma. I’m sure this would please her to no end.

You see, this is a question my Grandma used to yell all the time. She had a couple of nasty old dogs that could only go out in the backyard, but like to dart out the front door if you weren’t careful. Then Grandma would hobble over to the window and screech:

WHO LET THOSE DOGS OUT???!!

If only we had been blessed with this musical masterpiece back then. Then we could have said:

“Hey, Grandma… Woof! Woofwoofwoof!!” and jumped around like a bunch of hooligans. She would have no idea what the hell was going on.

But now the dogs are dead. Not from being Out, though.

Red Dirt, TX

PETA activists released several dogs from a local animal shelter on Thursday evening. Chanting “Dogs are people,too”, the protestors succeeded in freeing 3 dogs, including a chihuahua, a boston terrier, and an overweight beagle named “Ruth”.
Unfortunately the dogs, lured by the enticing aromas, ran into the kitchen of a nearby Korean restaurant where they were killed and de-boned.
Anti-PETA protestors marched on the local PETA office yesterday chanting “Who let the dogs out?”, “Ruth,ruth ruth ruth ruth” and “The doggies don’t have a bone.”

“You see the rabbits, bright eyes?” BLAM!

Sorry folks, I had to put him down.

Now, just to clarify, this inquiry as to who has let the DOGS out has nothing whatsoever to do with who let the cows out?

You mean you haven’t found the dogs yet?! :eek:
It’s obvious where the dogs are going. They’re going to kill Snoop Doggy Dog and steal one of those bouncing cars, then go kidnap the Bone Thugs.

Perhaps the dogs were let out to catch the cats
the cats were let out to catch the birds
the birds were let out to catch the spiders
the spiders were let out to catch the flies
I don’t know why the flies were let out, perhaps they’ll die.

Hey come on, that is a good song…a quality song! The Eiffel 65 (or 64? Qui sait?) song, right? That song did rock. :slight_smile: