His porn buddy.
Well, it’s not the first time that someone’s been fired for playing “Hide the bananna” at work.
Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about threnodyangelfire seeing his/her male boss in a speedo?
No, that’s a banana hammock. A banana thief would be, like, Lorena Bobbitt.
You sure it wasn’t his responsibilibuddy?
I always thought it was “banana smuggler”.
I’m a her. 
And my boss is waaaaayyyyy too stylish to be caught dead in a speedo.
If my reaction is typical, then yes. Cause I’m reading your response going whaa??
Luckily for you, I’m not very typical.
I had an accountability partner once, but only for 20 minutes.
For porn, I typically use pornotube. You cant have it!
I knew we were being cheated!
That’s the last straw. I’m quitting my job.
No no no. It’s “Banana hammock” and “Plum smuggler”
Is that a word?
I’m a pretty well-read guy and I’ve never come across " iceberg"
Sorry - maybe it should have had a hyphen in it. 
Given her involvement with bananas, I’d say it was a certainty she was using the cards to fund other terrorist activities. I suggest you contact Mad Max, or whomever you’ve got doing Homeland Security type stuff. She’s clearly a dangerous woman.
And dudes scoff at my beleif in Karma.
In Aus they’re called Budgie Smugglers . 