His porn buddy.
Well, it’s not the first time that someone’s been fired for playing “Hide the bananna” at work.
Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about threnodyangelfire seeing his/her male boss in a speedo?
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Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about threnodyangelfire seeing his/her male boss in a speedo?
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No, that’s a banana hammock. A banana thief would be, like, Lorena Bobbitt.
[QUOTE=featherlou]
His porn buddy.
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You sure it wasn’t his responsibilibuddy?
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
No, that’s a banana hammock. A banana thief would be, like, Lorena Bobbitt.
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I always thought it was “banana smuggler”.
[QUOTE=NurseCarmen]
Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about threnodyangelfire seeing his/her male boss in a speedo?
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I’m a her. 
And my boss is waaaaayyyyy too stylish to be caught dead in a speedo.
[QUOTE=NurseCarmen]
Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about threnodyangelfire seeing his/her male boss in a speedo?
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If my reaction is typical, then yes. Cause I’m reading your response going whaa??
Luckily for you, I’m not very typical.
[QUOTE=mrklutz]
You sure it wasn’t his responsibilibuddy?
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I had an accountability partner once, but only for 20 minutes.
For porn, I typically use pornotube. You cant have it!
[QUOTE=Muffin]
A “communal fruit box” is what we in Canada describe in more politically correct terms as a homosexual orgy. If your office does not have one, you should contact Service Canada at http://www.servicecanada.gc.ca/
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I knew we were being cheated!
That’s the last straw. I’m quitting my job.
[QUOTE=Little Plastic Ninja]
I always thought it was “banana smuggler”.
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No no no. It’s “Banana hammock” and “Plum smuggler”
[QUOTE=featherlou]
Aha - the bananas were the tip of the iceberg of her hand in the company cookie jarness.
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Is that a word?
I’m a pretty well-read guy and I’ve never come across " iceberg"
Sorry - maybe it should have had a hyphen in it. 
[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire]
Update:
This woman got fired this afternoon. It came to light she was using corporate credit cards to buy personal stuff.
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Given her involvement with bananas, I’d say it was a certainty she was using the cards to fund other terrorist activities. I suggest you contact Mad Max, or whomever you’ve got doing Homeland Security type stuff. She’s clearly a dangerous woman.
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Update:
This woman got fired this afternoon. It came to light she was using corporate credit cards to buy personal stuff.
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And dudes scoff at my beleif in Karma.
[QUOTE=LorieSmurf]
No no no. It’s “Banana hammock” and “Plum smuggler”
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In Aus they’re called Budgie Smugglers . 