Here you go: goal scored at :02 SECONDS of the match.
Pretty nifty. Pretty embarrassing. :o
The announcer sounds like a dunk Scotsman speaking almost English.
The guy who kicked it’s name is apparently Nawaf al-Abid or something close to that. The announcer starts out saying “and the game is starting… GOOOOOOALL! The fastest goal! The fastest goal! Nawaf al-Abid, Nawaf al-Abid! Played the ball straight into the goal, the fastest goal in the world!” Roughly.
here’s a blog post (read the comments) with some more info. Apparently it was a game in an under-23 tournament in Saudi Arabia.