I typically hate Coulter as much as everyone else, but I have to admit some of that was pretty funny.
" If Michael Jackson had treated his chronic insomnia with a tape of Argentina vs. Brazil instead of Propofol, he’d still be alive, although bored."
" The number of New York Times articles claiming soccer is “catching on” is exceeded only by the ones pretending women’s basketball is fascinating."
The only thing she left out was
"If you heard a massive ‘scritch-scrith’ sound last Sunday that was the collective sound of millions of Americans scratching their heads thinking “A tie? There’s ties in soccer? WTF?”
No, that’s cricket. I mean, there isn’t enough growth during a three-hour baseball game to appease most grass aficionados. Sure, sometimes you’re lucky and the game will go into extra innings, but even that won’t satisfy the true devotee.
But a five-day cricket test match? Woohoo, that is some major grass-growing action right there, I tell you what!
That was actually articulate, intelligent, amusing and accurate. Ann Coulter would have had to hire a ghost writer to write that, and then forget to proof-read it…
