Some of these made me chuckle. Perhaps some of them will make you chuckle.
This is my favorite.
I just hope the thief opened it at home.
My favorite is the one about the sound of the sun. Although I suspect the consequences of no vacuum in space would be much more extensive than just being blasted by the sound of the sun all the time.
I have been tempted to argue with robots over what is or isn’t in the bagging area.
Re #9 (the clean-up song), I’ve more than once stopped a child from having a panic attack, after something broke or went wrong, by saying “Caaaan we fix it!?”.