Hell, I’ll take him! And make the most ridiculous lineup you’ve seen:
1: A. Dunn (1B)
2: O. Hudson (2B)
3: M. Ramirez (LF)
4: B. Abreu (RF)
5: B. Bonds (DH)
6: J. Crede (3B)
7: K. Griffey (CF)
8: O. Cabrera (SS)
9: Valentin (C)
Lifetime .386 OBP lineup! (.371 if you only use Bonds’s and Griffey’s last year). And yes, I am batting Adam Dunn at the top of my lineup, in the hopes that will reduce the number of men he strands on base with his strikeouts.