Someone needs to get a severe beating, Joe Pesci style.
Last night, I get maybe 50 “bounce” messages for email I did not send. Opening one of the bounces, it is clear that someone put my email addess in the from: field in their fucking spam.
You flaming bag of leprous donkey jizz. You congealed phlegm-lump floating on a sea of boiling ebola-monkey shit. How the fuck dare you?
And to add insult to injury, I decide it would be best to inform the postmaster of my provider, in case they think I actually sent this shit. (I’m pretty sure my machine wasn’t hijacked, I keep up to date on my virus scanner and regularly scan with ad-aware and spybot).
So, I forward a bunch of the bounce messages to email@example.com, and I get the following bounce message: