Somebody explain Charlie Watts to me

[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]
I’ve seen that alleged quote attributed to all three of the other Beatles. I don’t believe for a minute that any of them would say that to a journalist; they always stuck by Ringo.
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Actually, it sounds more like something Ringo himself might have said to a reporter.

[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]
It’s bullshit. Supposedly when police made a drug bust on Keith Richards’ home, they caught Jagger in the act of eating a Mars bar out of Marianne Faithfull’s private parts.

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Still, if the rumors weren’t true, I bet they did it once they heard they were rumored to have done it.