Suge is really one of those guys that truly just deserves to be popped in the head (along with “Fiddy” - will someone come along and finish that job, please?). He’s an ignorant, petty thug with delusions of grandeur, and the world will be better off without him.
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A Theory:
- Some rap-fan idiot (redundant?) misunderstands the phrase “pop a cap in his ass.”
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3. Some snobby know-it-all must take a pop shot at other people’s personal taste.
When you shoot at the Knight, you must kill him.
–Cliffy
You don’t know what it’s like, trying to shoot the devil in the back. What if you miss?
(And like THAT, he was gone.)
And really, who hasn’t dangled Vanilla Ice out a window?
Michael Jackson. He was too busy with his kid.
There are some speculations on various message boards that Suge might have ordered the shooting himself to get some more media attention, although i don’t beleive that was the case.
Wow all these posts and nobody relates the “He accidentally shot himself” rumor. Some of the LA news stations are taking that line with it. The story they are telling is that based on the fact he was sitting and where the bullet entered and the angle, he must have accidentally shot himself.
Somehow, the fact that I’ve never heard of this asshole cheers me up.
The mistake in this post is the use of the word “plausible” in the same sentence as the name “Nick Broomfeld.” The guy’s a joke.
Whoever did it, I sure hope to hell he’s no longer on this continent, for his sake.
Is this true? Would that void the contract since VI would’ve done it under duress? Did he report it?
I’m not sure I’d want to reopen that sort of contract negotiation.
Nobody’s coming forward with any info. Apparently, nobody saw a thing.
Suge is such a hardass he’d put a hit out on himself and kill the guy he hired.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Broomfield didn’t advance the theory, hesimply investigated it.
Bumping this nine year old thread someone shot him again:
What the hell? Is Suge Rasputin or something?
I told y’all this 9 years ago; it’s still true:[
](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6523545&postcount=9)
For some reason, I’m reminded of the man whose mother in law had died and was asked by a funeral director what he wanted for her final internment. The man is said to have replied “Drive a stake through her heart, behead her, cremate her, bury the ashes with garlic. Take NO chances!”
Not merely shot again, but at the same event category, a Video Music Awards pre-party. Fuller crimes time-line: