He sounds like he’s pretty fondu it.
With jokes like that, you’d better cheez-it.
You failed to mention that his home was a cottage.
I imagine we can string this thread out just about forever.
Hey! You cut that?
Not just lame, but it makes me want to run somebody through the cheddar.
Just grates on my nerves, it does.
Aw, you don’t know jack.
And you think you’re the big cheese, eh? That you’re cheddar than the rest of us. Yeah, you think you’re soooo sharp.
Hey! Those were my cousins on their whey home!
Eh, I’ll give you parmesan to keep some in my garage.
It never fails, does it? Throw down the pun-eer gauntlet, and Dopers leap all over it as though it was the Holy Grail. They couldn’t possibly get more excited if they found Kate Winslet with her pantysgawn.