Someone kick my ass please

Okay so I go to work. They want me to drive 6 miles to go to work at another location because they need people over there. So I go sure okay. Then they make me make the damn sandwiches. I HATE MAKING SANDWICHES!! But I figure it aint too bad. So I am supposed to get an hour break because I volunteered to go to work at the other store. But nooo they need me back over there so no break for me. So I go over there. Nothing has been closed down the store is a mess and there are orders that have been waiting for longer than 10 minutes that need to be served. So I go in at fix it all and get the food out. Now some guy comes into drive thru. He’s mad becuase he was waiting 10 minutes for a frozen coke. If he wanted it so bad he could have gone inside and gotten it. But he had to be a lazy ass and stay inside his car. Then he wants to talk to the manager. So he does and the manager explained the situation to him. So he asks for his change. He gave me 1.60 the drink came out to 1.59. I gave it to him. He askes for the manager again. He complains I didnt give him his change. WTF!?!?! I just gave it to the fucking moron!! And its only a penny!! So he asks for the owners name and my name. So apparently he is going to call the main office and complain about me not giving him his damn penny. Big whoop its not like i am going to get fired over a penny. Although considering how this day has been going. And for the icing on the cake. I lost my keys. I figured they were in the car but the car was locked. So I spent an hour trying to jimmy open the lock to my own car. But it turns out the keys are not in the car. I lost them. So now I spent another hour looking for the keys inside the store. No luck. So now I have to wake up at 6 am tommorrow morning and call the lock smith to have a new set of keys replaced. 65 dollars down the drain for me being stupid. And no I dont have another set of keys. Some days it dont pay to get out of bed.

I think I need a drink.

Kick. There, do you feel better now?

I’d try kicking you, but I’d probably lose my balance and fall on my ass. Gimme a frozen coke.

$1.59 for a freakin’ frozen Coke?!!

You ought to have yer ass kicked.

Takes a mighty wind-up… BLAMO right in the arse…
Feel better?? :smiley:

Sounds like you’re kicking yourself pretty hard, so you really don’t need me to kick you as well.

As they say “tommorrow is a whole new day”. Now doesn’t that make you feel better.

I won’t kick your ass, but I will advise you to get a spare set of keys made, maybe even two.

And just to make you feel better

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Don’t you hate those days.

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Some people really are pathetic that they get that worked up over a penny. I think someone needs to kick the dude’s ass.

Whump. there, I kicked him for you, do you feel any better?

Ah Hell guys, he asked for us to kick his ass so let’s do it.

If memory serves he is getting ready to go into the service so we will be helping him get ready to take the punishment.

Viper set about kicking the ass of a talking squirel.

Okay, anything else I can do for you before I go?

Okay, Nika, I give that jerk a good ass kicking too.

Damn, he was tough, but his ass has been sufficiently kicked.

Anything else?

Viper

I think we should all unite and kick that penny hogging man’s ass. One HUGE SD kick!!

Wonder if we could get him to the moon??

It was a large one!!!