One of my friends sent me the “e-mail beta testing” bullshit e-mail just the other day, but I have a feeling it will be the last time I get any junk mail from her.
Being bored, I basically assumed the role of Mr. Angry and responded to the e-mail with comments that included the phrases “Holy Jesus Christ on a Fucking Stick” and “Goddammit, get your story straight, you fucking loser” and forwarded that to her and everyone else that was CC’d on her e-mail.
Turns out that neither her mother, nor her grandmother, nor her little sister were really thrilled with my response. Oops. One of our mutual friends, though, said that she almost peed her pants. I simply told me friend that should she send any more of these my way, I would be happy to refute them again in my own colorful way, which, by the way, they’re all talking about out on the East Coast. (At least all those related to her.)
I tried to point out that Holy Jesus Christ on a stick was pretty much the central image of Chrisitanity, but she still looked a little ticked off.