Whoosh!:smack:
Well played sir.
:). (and you can call me ma’am).
That’s it, blood sugar is dangerously low and I need to eat something. Anyone know where I can grab something?
I like peppers.
My mother still does shit like that, picking flowers out of someone’s front yard. Drives me insane. She considers it a complement to the gardener that they planted something that attracted her eye :rolleyes:. Sadly, since she’s my ( very stubborn ) mother, she just ignores my irritated scolding.
Thou shalt not cover thy neighbor’s ripened fruit. Exodus 20:17.
Cover it..?
Hey, I don’t wanna cover it. I’m just fighting my temptation to possess it… it so wholesomely dangling there out my window every time I sit on my throne…
Jeez, I couldn’t agree more. Before we moved back to the city, we had orange, lemon, pomegranate, peach, and loquat trees. The only one that got no use (by us) was loquat. Just not worth the trouble.
As to the OP, once, someone stole our very small grape harvest about 8 fucking hours after I decided that I would get them later that day. I can barely put into words how pissed I was…
Joe
As I said - bird netting to make it difficult, or fence the property and add a large barky dog to the mix. Make sure nothing is planted within arms reach of the bordering fence.
I am going to look for opportunities to use the phrase “held at dogpoint.”
Someone dug up and stole plants from my Great Grandmother’s GRAVE.
Some people are just disgusting rat bastards.
Make sure you plant some castor bean plants in there, maybe they’ll take some of the beans or seeds.
I have a friend who used to live in a condo above River Street in Savannah.
You’d never know it, but there are homes above all the cheesy shops lining the river.
Since St. Patrick’s Day is huge in SAV, many drunks abound. Looking for a place to whiz, they’ll climb the stairway to the road above, and pee amongst the cars.
Her front yard is about 10 square feet of grass and flowers, and invariably some douchenozzle will come and stand on and pee on her plants. She just pops them in the junk with a paintball gun through her kitchen window and they skedaddle. 
Ten square feet? That’s smaller than the average office desk. I’ve had planter boxes bigger than ten square feet. And some douchenozzle actually stands in it?
?? It’s not at all complicated… wash them first and you can easily split them with your fingers, the large seeds slip right off, pop in your mouth. If you don’t care for the skin it peels off pretty readily.