Note: It’s about gardening, but I put this here instead of Cafe Society since I’m really looking for people to be santimonious and judgemental. So c’mon, Dopers: bring down the full force of your smugness and moral superiority! I know you can do it! Lord knows you’ve done it before … Bonus points if you can paint both A and B as being in the wrong.
Gardener “A” is pleased with the progress of her new seedlings - they’re desert willows, and she’s wanted them for some time. She starts showing them off to Gardener B, who clucks politely and admires their leaves, then asks A how she got them, knowing A is broke and has no money to purchase either seeds or plants.
A, blithely: “Oh, I got the seeds off some of the willow trees growing at BigBoxCorporateStripMall. You know, the ones in the parking lot everywhere?”
B, astonished and indignant: “You STOLE those seeds!”
A: “But … but … it’s not like anyone else would use them! And they can’t grow in a parking lot anyway.”
B: “They didn’t belong to you. You took something that was not yours, ergo, you stole.”
A: “That area is landscaped! Any seeds that fell and germinated would have been treated as weeds and sprayed/plucked/smothered with mulch!”
B: “You had no authority to go and cut things off a tree that’s not yours.”
A: “I just broke off some seed pods. It’s not like I cut off a branch…”
B: “Thief!”
A: “Bitch.”
So. What say ye, moral compasses of the Internet? Is A a thief? Is B a bitch? (No poll coming, because, frankly, I can’t be arsed.)
(Note: the above conversation took place entirely in my head. I imagined the scenario, it spun out for a bit . . . and then it occured to me: You know who likes to pass judgement on other people? Dopers!)