I get the bread to body and wine to blood. I get the absolution of sins. I get Advent, Lent and no birth control.
But sooner or later you gotta draw the line somewhere.
What’s the deal with fireworks at the beatification of Ma Theresa? I’ll give you a Papal address (complete with Holy Drool Wiper), a processional and High Mass. I’ll even give you a few candles and acolytes.
Gimme a break. What’s next? Laser lights and flash pots? Mass in 3-D?