Today I bought my hideously spoiled dog a new chew toy when I was getting her food. It was clearanced out—that’s my only excuse.
It’s actually a Hannukah themed chew toy. It’s blue and white. It’s a fish. It’s says “gefilte” on the side. And when you trigger the sound chip it says “OY VEY!” and then bubble sounds.
Well, her favorite long term toy is a rubber pig. And the last toy I got her was from Christmas clearance toys and it’s a reindeer and one of her new favorites. She loved the fish.
But I thought it would be so fun to put them all in a bag together (which I haven’t done yet). One of the things we do for ‘enrichment’ is throw toys in a plastic grocery bag and let her rip it apart looking for her toys.
And then I realized that it sounds like the oddest start to a joke.
“So, a plastic pig, a fuzzy reindeer, and a gefilte fish go into a bar…”
