I came home early today . I keep in contact with my staff in other cities through text or email as due to the time differences they work a lot later and may have an issue I need to resolve.
My computer broke. I sent a series of texts, each one crankier than the previous, saying how the computer was broken and I was doing my block trying to fix it.
The response. “Okay I’ve just sent you an email to tell you what’s happening”.
She’s blonde.
That’s one great employee you got there. 
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I came home early today . I keep in contact with my staff in other cities through text or email as due to the time differences they work a lot later and may have an issue I need to resolve.
My computer broke. I sent a series of texts, each one crankier than the previous, saying how the computer was broken and I was doing my block trying to fix it.
The response. “Okay I’ve just sent you an email to tell you what’s happening”.
She’s blonde.
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Er, maybe it was just a lesser blonde moment than you thought? Maybe her idea was that you could check your e-mail via your cell phone? 
Or maybe her point was, everything’s fine on my end, so when your email is back up my email will be waiting for you with a status report.
So that’s what happend to the genius that came up with “…no keyboard present, press any key to continue.”