Sometimes I really wanna punch Grandpaw McCoy

Well, i’ve been watching a lot of The Real McCoys lately because i’ve been trapped in my house for 2 months and i must say i’m getting some bloody sick of Grandpaw (I realize it’s usually Grandpa, but trust me, in his cast the W’s there.)

He is, beyond a doubt, the most ornery, nasty old coot ever. He’s ALWAYS starting up some kind of outrageous hijinks and getting Luke and Kate in trouble, and HOW after 2 straight months of being wrong about almost everything, can he still think he’s right all the time?? I swear, if i have to put up with any more of his crazy schemes or quaint but outdated opinions… i don’t know what i’ll do but it’s going to involve him, a tub of Tar and Feathers, 6 feet of good solid rope and a donkey.
Upham

Damn Upham! You really have got a lot of time on your hands.

you have no idea sir, no idea…

It could be a last name thing for me since my family name is Hatfield.
But the question is, do you feel better now that you have that out in the open?

Kinda, yeah…

Well, I am glad that you feel a little better now, and that’s all that really matters now isn’t it?

Walter Brennen has been dead for quite a while. Better get more rope.

Oh, i have nothing against the man who played him, i’ve got something aginst the CHARACTER

(Wasn’t he Stumpy in Rio Bravo?)